Q:
If a little boy pedals his tricycle at the rate of 3 feet per second, and passes under a leafy branch overhanging the sidewalk, how many ... um ... "souvenirs" can one measly, rustling robin deposit?
A:
10
(3 on pantlegs, 2 on front of shirt, 1 on head, 1 on shoulder of jacket, 2 on back of jacket and 1 on back of tricycle)
Oh, well. At least one of the kids is already bathed for tonight.
